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The undie tuck
Hi girls
I thought i would pass on this tip for those of you who like me have tried everything from tucking and taping to pads, gafs and undies that are 4 sizes to small.
My clothing of choice tends to be jeans and the hipster styles especially leave no room for disguise.
One day I was looking at some undies and it occurred to me that they had a crotch piece sewn in which is generally for comfort and easier laundering after ones monthly friend has been by. In 73 operations time I still doubt I’ll be meeting that friend. But it gave me an idea.
The crotch piece is often open at one end. I found that by cutting the other end open on the inside of the undie this created a ‘pocket”
Now despite my dislike of the downstairs area I say at this point – proceed with caution. And if you are huge this may not work.
Very gently, with them on, you can reach from behind through the opening you have cut at the back, use two fingers to get the whole meat and potatoes and ease it through as far as you can. If you start to pass out, desist at this point. Different undies have different crotch widths and this does not work with very narrow ones. But if you have the right ones when you get everything in place and get your undies properly on things will be snugly packed away like a neat undercarriage. With the right undies this is very comfortable. I can wear my tightest levis and there is no low hanging fruit visible. Plus i can go to the loo and get everything back in place quickly and easily
It beats the hell out of tape (although I can’t ride my bike like this)
How convenient for them to design undies like this
sj
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5 Replies
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Hi Sarah, I’ve tried this myself but am still seeking “that” pair of knickers. When it comes to close fitting jeans I find that the boys tuck away well and the crutch of the jeans seems to hold his lordship back enough not to be too obvious.
Cycling is another issue, the jatz crackers tend to tuck themselves away as soon as I put the lycra on, but as you suggest, sitting on a sausage for two hours is not a prospect I relish. I am gradually changing over to ladies’ riding gear so as the hair gets longer, the earrings danglier and the hips start to spread I might find myself telling fellow cyclists that it was the only place I had free to stash my mars bar??
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Nice tip Sarah; and Felicity, you crack me up, so funny.
Julie
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A good tip Sarah. I have been buying Bonds Bikini Briefs that have the “pocket” which I have used with limited success but with your suggestion of openning at the other end this is a must to try.
Do you know of any other brands that have the pocket, possibly a fuller brief that might not be as narrow?Thanks so much for the tip.
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Hi Jennifer
No problems. Really there seems to be no rules as to the width. Some of the boy shorts have quite wide sections. The fuller briefs are not neccessarily wider down there.
Its fun to just have to shop about.
Good luck with your ‘toad in the hole’ as I call it
sj
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Check one of my early post on this subject and technique. I have been doing this for 20 odd years and still love it. The brand I wear is Triumph control briefs. Holds things firm and if “percy” is pulled through the back hole a little you can urinate with out having to remove them so long as you do it Lady style!
Hogs,
Fay
