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Warning to Non TF11 Ticketholders
Hear Ye Hear Ye
It has been decreed after due and careful consideration that henceforth on every Sunday at 9.00pm until the passing of the Event Transformal there shall be a public humiliation of those who have not yet purchased tickets to the aforementioned Major TR Event of the Year !!..
Members who have not purchased tickets will be drawn randomly and be dragged (writhing in terror) to Humilation Poles erected !!! in TR Plaza. TF ticket holders will be given baskets of rotten fruit and other unmentionable items to be hurled at these unfortunate Girls as they are tied up to the Poles.
Shouts of ” Repent thee Repent thee.”. “Go and buy a ticket” are likely to be heard by the helpless victims as they struggle to free themselves.
Only those with a genuine reason for non attending ( as judged by a ruthless jury ) will be excused. however the organisers reserve the right to change their minds on that score
Do join in !! it promises to be such Fun !!
PS Fetishist volunteers not welcome this is meant as punishment for non ticket buyers OK!!
Yours Sincerely
Countess Caroline von Whipflinger
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6 Replies
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Mmmmm. Might have to return my ticket so that I can be tied to a pole!
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I love the plan, it should be done in each state using a mobil caged truck. Any idea on attendance levels so far for this year, this is my first time to any major function, very nervous but far more excited to be out with a large group of like minded people.
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I’ll be there but I’ll be fashionably late buying my ticket…. catch me if you can
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Lk
Mmm special conditions might apply to you my dear !!
All depends on how soon you might confirm attendance at katoomba nudge nudge wink wink
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Quote:Hear Ye Hear Ye
Only those with a genuine reason for non attending ( as judged by a ruthless jury ) will be excused. however the organisers reserve the right to change their minds on that score
Yours Sincerely
Countess Caroline von Whipflinger
I hope that my reason for not attending TransFormal 2011 is judged to be acceptable.
I am on the Disability Support Pension, and at the time when I would have had to purchase my ticket for TransFormal 2011 and pay for accommodation, I was approximately $400 below the needed total amount of about $850.
5 nights accom, $750.
TransFormal $99.Jenifur Charne
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I think this joke has run its course.
Trying to be funny in this community is always a bit of a knife edge balancing exercise.
Possibly that’s why many of the posts in this forum aren’t funny at all…
Lighten up everyone please!
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