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Crossdressing and trans funnies
Having been a crossdresser for forty odd years, I often tell crossdressing or trans jokes in mixed company and watch the reactions of those present, particularly for any give away signs of a possible “sister”.
One of my favorite ones is to relate a “story” about a work mate that was accidentaly sprayed with hydraulioc fluid at work. Two of us helped him into the shower room and proceeded to hose him down and help undress him. when we removed his overalls we found that he was wearing frilly pink womens knickers!
I asked Jimmy how long he had been wearing ladies underwear.
Jimmy replied ” Ever since my wife found them in the back seat of the car and asked me who’s they were.”Another one that was sent to me recently:-
Prostate Exam…..Thai Style.
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine called Geoff decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.
As usual he was asked to strip off. He lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination.
“At this stage of the procedure it’s quite normal to get an erection”, said the nurse.
“I haven’t got an erection” said the man.
“No, but I have”, replied the nurse.
Hope these bring a smile to your face.
Hugs,
Fay
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Love your sense of humour Fay.
It reminded me of this one:
A group of Bikies were riding across a bridge when they noticed a pretty young girl about to jump off. They stopped and the Bikie leader got off his bike and walked over to the girl.
Not wanting to tarnish his tough image, but still not wanting the girl to jump, he said “Before you jump how about giving me a last kiss.”
“OK”said the girl, and stepped down from the railing. She put her arms around his neck and gave the bikie the most sensuous passionate kiss she had ever given anyone in her life. When she had finished the bikie said you’re fantastic, what the hell do you want to kill yourself for. “
The girl suddenly looked sad again, and said. “My Mother won’t let dress up as a girl any more.”Hugs Pamela!
