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Neck Hair
The dreaded neck hair-does anyone else have this most bothersome of growths.Even in male mode it bugs me. Not enough to qualify and contribute meaningfully as beard. Neck hair is the proverbial weed in the beard garden, like nettle amongst the Sir Walter it sprouts. It does not behave, and grows at all kinds of angles. It grows in the most difficult to get to places, and at angles which require not just a limp wrist but double jointed one to boot. I hate neck hair!!! It laughs at the very best that technology can wield, not even the triple bladed, platinum coated titanium forged numbers the Germans produce can deal effectively with neck hair. In desperation I sought a chemical substitute. This was very effective in removing the skin, thereby exposing more neck hair-I hate neck hair!!!
Most recently I purchased a hair shaving kit. It came with all sorts of nifty attachments. I am particularly troubled though by the nose and ear shaving attachments. They look quite benign, but armed with 2 triple A batteries, they are nasty, emitting a very high pitched buzz like squeal-somewhere between a dentists drill, and a bee hive under attack from a swarm of wasps. And seriously girls, I’m going to shove this thing up my nostril and in my ears-A few bracing double OP Rums will be required.
I am not a fan of epilation, it’s enough to give you an epileptic fit.
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hehe wow you really don’t like neck hair
how about turtlenecks?
