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My way of explaining.
I wasn’t sure where this should go so I’ve put it under Fun Stuff. I figure that I’m a woman with a willy, and being a woman with a willy is fun.
When I’m out socialising and someone asks me how I am who I am I have developed the following vaguely humorous response. I’ve given up trying to give a serious answer for two reasons. One, unless they REALLY want a serious reason that would be boring. Two, the greatest minds on the planet haven’t worked out the answer anyway. So, I tell them this…
Somewhere out in the Universe is a great Genetic NeurobiologicaL Silicon Valley Where everyone is made. (I don’t know where, perhaps God has it in her back yard.) In a factory is a production line, and on the production line come computer housings; some blue, some pink. In the pink ones is installed Firmware mother board, hard drive and circuit boards along with Woman 1.0.1, in the blue ones they put Bloke 2.1.1 (Can’t guarantee that the version numbers are correct). These get sold to the world and they then have things installed on them. Programs like Family Expectations 3.15, and the Social Expectations extender pack 3.16.1 . A very popular and significant software package comes in the pink or blue versions of Puberty 6.0 and Hormonal Surge 7.1 . These frequently require maintenance patches such as Clearasil 6.0.1 and Tampax 7.1.5 or Surfboard 7.1.6 for heavy usage.
Add to this various education packages and supplementary things like Marriage 9.2.2 and Divorce 10.4.7, which we all know can use up a lot of resources. And of course I’ve neglected to mention the choice of operating systems, almost exclusively Oestrogen and Testosterone are the preferred options here.
I came about because in a blue case someone fitted all the Woman 1.0.1 firmware but because it was a blue case the owners installed all the software that comes in blue packaging and of course, the Testosterone operating system. Now, as the Woman 1.0.1 firmware is fairly robust it can operate with all this inappropriate software, but eventually the operating system began to crash. As a result of this the factory default settings from Woman 1.0.1 are coming to the surface. It works quite well but there is one way to improve its operational capabilities. This is to install the Oestrogen operating system and delete as much as possible of the Testosterone one. The unit will now operate exactly as a fully functional version of Woman 1.0.1 which has the full set of correct software packaqes. However one bug is that having had the Testosterone OS means that the new version of Woman 1.0.1 will mimic the installation of Hysterectomy 15.1 or Menopause 55+. An unfortunate fact but one that actually saves money in the long run.
I’m looking forward to installing the latest Oestrogen OS. I will however be maintaining the blue case. It will look funny but will otherwise function perfectly.
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7 Replies
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Look like Bloke 2.1.1 has a bug. Or it’s a faulty transistor in a IC, probably the latter.
I don’t think a reboot is the answer
Georgette
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I think you’ll find you have a blue case that has been painted pink but the paint doesn’t get in all the cracks so the blue underneath is sometimes spotted. You can get more paint in a powder or a cream.
Fran.
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Great explanation, but I don’t think I could remember all the different versions of software. Maybe I should just stick with something simple simple like “Listen I like who I am, so live with it or *&@% off!!” do you think that would work just as well?
Maybe not to family
Hugs Pamela
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It is a shame that formatting takes so many years, hopefully technology advances to the point where it can be done in a few minutes, or at least over night!
So many new programs I need to learn to use *dizzy* -
lol … yes each service pack does make life interesting. xxx Kelly Jones
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I have a friend who describes themselves as a ‘bloke with a girl SIM card.
Personally I’ve taken to dedscribing Rachel as my alternative desktop theme; I have basically the same functionalty, but a different look.
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In second life I have two accounts: One male that I use to do all the financial, building and necessary stuff and he has hardly any friends. The account I mainly use for what can be described as ‘living’ in secondlife is a girl. Most members use the term ‘alt’ to describe an alternate account. They also use the terms SL and RL for second life and real life respectively.
So when I am asked if I am a guy in real life, I just reply with “My RL alt is a guy who does all the boring necessary stuff to enable me to live”
Sorry if that makes your head spin…
