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Breasts
Hello beloveds,
Don’t you just love having breasts, real, artificial or just pretend? Even the word is warm and womanly.
When it’s my turn with the magic lamp, my first wish will be to have a pair of perfect perky bouncy breasts, all soft and sensitive and ready to be fondled.
So far, I’ve tried:
a) football socks rolled up (good size, weird shape and prickly)
b) pantihose and satin knickers rolled up (less prickly but still not a good look)
c) party balloons filled with warm water (lovely and warm but too unnatural)
d) ditto filled with bird seed (very hard to get the bird seed into the balloon and still not satisfactory)
e) stocking feet filled with bird seed (much better, nice when they warm up and quite realistic)That’s where I am at the moment, until I bite the bullet and invest in some proper breast forms. I’m quite happy, but I do worry about the seeds getting a bit sweaty and starting to sprout.
Next step is Ebay. I’ll put in a couple of bids for magic lamps, but failing that I’ll go for the best artificial boosies I can afford.
I feeeeel like a woman!!
Bless you all,
Clare