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“Roamin in the gloamin……”
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Hi Emma,
Thank you for your reply to my enquire about your availability to become the, Position Fulfilment Manager at TSS, I must say the short resume you quoted certainly shows there is athleticism requirement for this opening. My sheltered, private boarding school upbringing leaves me wondering, chandeliers? Maybe I’m not as worldly as I imagined I thought I was.
Renovations & redecorations to the office are under way, I won’t bore you with the details but hopefully we can be in a position at TSS for a grand opening in a few weeks’ time when CO-Victoria-19 lock down starts to get rolled back.
I managed to locate am old picture that reminds me of yourself and your social life at times, I gave it a preliminary title of.Sebastian’s wandering hand, suddenly realized there would be a bonus round, when tonight he played hide the sa.…. with his new date.
Rosemary
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Oh Rosemary! Where did you find this pic honey? I haven’t seen it in years!
I had them all you know.
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Thank you, dearest Emma.
Could you please assist me with some advice, when I need to go to Bunnings I like to go for the Trade Girl look, I am an electrician, but it has crossed my mind recently that the accessories I like to wear when I make my entrance at the big green shed may be a bit too much pink. Emma do you think I might be overdoing it a bit with the pink, I am bit conservative and wear lycra black crop leggings with a pink Hi-Vis shirt on the home job site. Your thoughts on this wardrobe dilemma would be appreciated. Lastly I’ve found myself a Manly Spirit to invite into my home, what do you think?
Rosemary
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Dear Rosemary,
My strategy for Bunnings journeys is thus (and please note I am an engineer by profession so not completely useless in this arena);
(1) I turn up in the shortest skirt and highest heels.
(2) l look completely useless.
(3) Some man offers to help/do whatever it is I want done thinking he will benefit from this.
(4) Man does job.
(5) Man does not benefit from it.Voila!
Emma Thorne then drinks all the spirits in the house.
